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Application To Date My Daughter

May 8, 2012


APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER NOTE: THIS APPLICATION WILL BE INCOMPLETE AND REJECTED UNLESS ACCOMPANIED BY A COMPLETE FINANCIAL STATEMENT, JOB HISTORY, LINEAGE, AND CURRENT MEDICAL REPORT FROM YOUR DOCTOR. GENERAL INFORMATION: NAME_____________________________________ DATE OF BIRTH______________________________ HEIGHT___________  WEIGHT__________________ IQ__________  GPA__________________________ SOCIAL SECURITY #__________________________ DRIVERS LICENSE #__________________________ BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES_________________ HOME ADDRESS_____________________________ […]

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